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Famous Sayings of DLA Customer Services.
1. We seem to have lost your file.
2. Your letters can take up to seven days to reach us.
3. Our letters can take seven to ten days to reach you.
4. You are not entitled to any rate of DLA.
5. DLA Accuracy...98% (source:Disability & Carer Benefits Directorate Customer Charter.)
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